Part one

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(on a road trip)
Zander: B*TCH HAND ME THAT WATER
Hailey: HERE B*TCH.
Zander: THANKS B*TCH
Luke- Zander your sister is gonna start saying that word if you don't sto-
Bethany: B*TCH STEP ON IT I WANNA GET OUT OF THIS F*CKING CAR.

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Zander and Luke on the phone
Zander: Luke I like your face
Luke (blushing): w-what?
Zander (also blushing): I LIKE CORN MAZE.
Hailey in the background: wow clean save man

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Jake: hey princess did you get your shirt 50% off?
Hailey: No-
Jake: get in my car and it'll be 100%

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Zander: hey Luke remember that time we told my mom we were dating?
Luke: sweetie, we didn't tell her yet-
Zander: oh well that sucks because she heard that entire conversation.

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Zander (at lunch sleeping on Luke's shoulder)
Sean: Luke everyone is staring at you and Zander right now.
Luke: I know but he is so cute I can't wake him up.

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Elliott (grasping on to Milly's arm)
Elliott: Mil, I'm kinda scared of the dark.
Milly: it is alright, fine sir, for I am here, and ready to protect you from any beasts that may live within the darkness.
Zander *popping out from around the corner*: BOO!
Milly and Elliott: *high pitch screaming*

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Sean: Daisy if you were a star you'd be the sun.
Daisy: aww if you were a planet you would be earth because without you I wouldn't be here.
Luke: if Zander was a solar system he would be the Milky Way because he is equal to all the stars in the galaxy.
Zander: if Luke was a planet he would be Mercury because he is the smallest in our solar system and I'm the Milky Way which means he is the smallest within me
Luke:...
Sean:...
Daisy:...
Zander:...
Zander: what?

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Luke: nice hoodie Zander I've never seen that before oH WAIT THAT'S MY SWEATER YOU THIEF.
Zander: not yours anymore.

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Luke: Zander do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Zander: w h a t
Luke: I love you do you love me
Zander: yes I love you
Luke: that's really gay though
Zander: I'm really gay but only for you man
Luke: me too bro

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Okay that is all for now I hope you enjoyed I'll try to make apart 2 soon. Please leave suggestions below!❤️

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