Zander's mom: I'm so glad you got my ass and not your biological dads
Zander: *smirks*
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Luke: Zander, you have the most beautiful face...
Zander *takes out earbud*: sorry what?
Luke *in a panic*: I-I said that i dont like grapes!
Zander: Okay you listen here-
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Zander: I lost my 'friend' Jake. Can I make an anouncement?
Store clerk: of course.
Zander *leans into mic*: goobye you little sh-
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Ms. J: want to explain to me why you're late to class??
Drew: someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but now I'm here
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Luke: Zander us my favorite person.
Hailey: why?
Jake: why?
Milly: why?
Sean: no offense, why?
Zander: none taken. Why?
Luke: I dunno, he just kinda is.
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Jake: I'm sexy and I know it *dances*
Hailey: yes.. yes.. yes..
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Henry: at least my mom thinks I'm cool. *crosses arms and makes cute angry face*
Mom: no I don't.
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Zander: wait did you just flirt with me?
Luke: I have been for the past 6 years but thanks for noticing.
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Luke: *drops something* F*CK
The club: :0
Luke: I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT TELL MY MOM-
Milly: its okay luke. We arent mad, were just dissapointed.
Zander: that was the first time ive ever heard him swear
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Luke: Hey sweetie, you're on speaker dont say anything embarrasing.
Zander: or what? Youll spank me?
The club: ...
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Intervewer: Hailey, do you love your band?
Hailey: Yeah. I love Luke, Zander, Sean, uh Milly, and.. *smudged writing on hand* joke..?
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Zander: I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes today. Then i though 'wow, animals are entertained easily'
Zander: then i though 'i just watched my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes'
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Okay this chapter is short srryyyyy
