Luke: good job!
Zander: your giving me a sticker?
Luke: not just any sticker, a sticker that says "me-wow!"
Zander: Luke, I'm not a child.
Luke: fine, I'll take it back then
Zander: no, back off. I earned this
[over text]
Henry: come over
Liam: I can't, my bike only had one wheel
Henry: do you have a unicycle?
Liam: you were supposed to say, "but my parents aren't home"
Henry: I was distracted by your unicycle
Liam: okay, start over
Henry: come over
Liam: I can't, my bike only had one wheel
Henry: what color is your unicycle?
Liam: fuck you
Music club; *loses Jake in a crowd*
Music club: this calls for drasti-
Zander: shut the FUCK up and keep walking.
Zander: Luke and I do not have pet names for each other.
Milly: uh huh
Milly: what's another word for infant
Zander: um.. baby?
Luke, from the other room: yes sweetie?
Zander: ...
Milly: don't lie to my face again.
Milly: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room.
Zander: I'm not kissing anyo-
Luke: *walks in*
Zander:
Zander: well, a dares a dare.
Luke, on the phone with Sean: yeah I'm with Zander. Just gays- I mean guys. Guys being dicks- DUDES. I meant dudes, Sean stop laughing. I swear I'm straight Sean. I'm just helping him with his ass. Fuck wait asthMA SEAN ASTHMA FUCK SHIT-
Sean: Zander doesn't have asthma-
Zander: *starts to clean/wipe Jakes forehead*
Jake: uh?
Zander: *kisses his forehead*
Jake: oh *smiles softly*
Henry: two broooos chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay
Liam: your my boyfriend
Henry:
Liam: and your sitting on my lap right now
Henry:
Liam: literally everything you said was wrong but ok.
Drew: welcome to the fuck Henry support group, where we gather to say a collective fuck you to that stupid bitch.
Drew: but first, a few words from out new members."
Liam, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-
Hailey: I'm going to Taco Bell, do you want anything?
Zander: I want my father back.
Hailey: ya, uh, I've got like 12 bucks.
Sean: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Hailey: *sighs* zander.
Zander, about to get on stage for comp: fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Milly: *wipes away a tear* inspirational
Zander: I've got my partner
*cut to Milly chugging a bottle of vodka*
Zander: so where's yours?
Sean: he's in the jacuzzi.
*cut to Luke and jake in the jacuzzi*
Jake: do you dare me to put my wiener in the jet?
Luke: ......I do.
Hailey: is this a date?
Jake, pulling something out of his pocket: no I believe this is a spoon
[later]
Hailey: and that was when I realized I could love someone again.
Zander: do you honestly have to tell that story EVERY meetup? I mean you two are married now.
Luke, tearing up: that was beautiful
Luke: I can fit th whole world in the palm of my hands.
Zander: no, how? That's imposs-
Luke: *cups Zander's face with his hands* well, maybe not the whole world, but I can hold my world.
Zander: *internal screaming*
Henry: what r u doing?
Lia: laying in bed.
Henry: mmm.. jus laying in bed? Nothing else?
Lia: I'm eating cereal.
Henry: haha nice
Henry: what would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Lia: eat my cereal.
Henry: lol. I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Lia: then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal.
Hailey: Luke, tell Jake that he's an idiot, but I still love him.
Luke: aww! But.. why can't you tell him?
Hailey: we're in a fight.
Luke: your sitting on his lap?
Drew: this hangout is boring.
Zander: this isn't a hangout. I said I was going to the store.
Drew: okay smartass, than why did you invite me.
Zander: I didn't. I specifically said don't come with me. Them you said 'fuck tou zander I'll do whatever I want'
Stacy: I like your pants
Luke: thanks they were 50% off.
Stacy: well I'd like them 100% off.
Luke: what kind of store just gives stuff away?
Stacy: no that's not what I-
Luke: that's no way to run a business.
THIS IS A LONG ASS CHAPTER-
