Funny haha moment when I realize I haven't posted on here in almost a month-
Milly: *opens a bag of family sized chips*
Sean: can I have some
Milly: the serving size is four
Sean: ... and?
Milly: all four of me.
(On text with Lia)
[2:56 pm]
Henry: you pee today?
[4:07 pm]
Henry: why don't you want me
Jake: if Hailey is wrong I will simply re-shape reality so what she said is correct
Drew: bro
Drew: have you ever had an argument with your girl
Jake: me and Hailey don't argue
Jake: she tell me to shut up and I do
Zander: one time in elementary school there was this cute boy in my class so I decided to write him a note but I didn't know what to say so I just wrote 'get out of my school'
Luke: I still have that note
Hailey: when I said bring me back something form the beach I meant like a seashell
Zander, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well you didn't fucking say that, now did you
Jake: so how's the prettiest person in the world doing
Hailey, blushing: well, I'm-
Zander from across the room: I'm doing great!
