DRANDER PART 60 I YHINK

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Zander: hey Luke? I have a question
Luke: what's up?
Zander: what does "thicc" mean? It has two C's
Luke: well uh.. I guess it means you have a nice butt
Zander:
Luke:
Zander, squinting at his phone: what the fuck drew

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Drew: when are we gonna kiss?
Zander: what
Drew: shit sorry auto correct. When are we gonna hang out?
Zander: this is a verbal conversation

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Zander: don't go in the living room
Drew: why?
Zander: I saw a spider
Drew: did you kill it?
Zander: I have two legs and it has eight that's not fair

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Drew, to Zander: hey baeeeee-itch. Hey bitch
Zander: it's fine to call each other pet names Drew
Drew: thanks Zander
Drew: anyways hey daddy

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Zander: *bursts into room, starts panicking*
Drew: omg what happened
Zander: no one died
Drew: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

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Zander: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?
Drew: no?
Zander: yes you have
Drew: no I haven't?
Zander: you've literally heard it
Drew: NO I HAVENT
Zander: yes, You have
Drew: I DONT KNOW IT
Zander: your crazy

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Zander: I have excellent observation skills.
Zander: I can determine a persons character and emotions from a single glance-
Jake: Drew's in love with you
Zander: WHAT

I'm sorry it's a bit short i did it in a rush and im rly busy all weekend😭😭 💛

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