All of these r meant to be tweets lmao😭😭
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Jake: embarrassed bc im walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to me and it looks like we're tg
Zander: did you consider that maybe the rat is embarrassed too
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Zander: dudes be like "at least I'm not selling my body" but r in the military
Zander: aye if u mad lemme remind U idc
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Milly: don't talk to be while I'm rubbing my eye.. I'm not gonna hear u.
Hailey: why does this make so much sense
Jake: my eye be like *switchy switchy*
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Liam: we be doing school shooting drills as if the shooter isn't a student.. bro there's an imposter among us
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Zander: told Jake I was ambidextrous he said "that's what's up man love who you love"
Hailey: that's a good dude even if he's stupid
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Luke: HATE when I'm saying something serious and I accidentally rhyme. I am not the Lorax!!!!!!!!
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Milly: "y/n giggled" NO THE FUCK I DID NOT
Zander: I will never "teeheehee" for a man no matter how big his titties are
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Boycl!t b@llfondle butts3x (Henry): I LIKE GETTING F!STED!!!!
Drew: i graffitied ur username on the wall of some building last night when I was high
Henry: omg yassssssssss
Liam: i fuckimg love Twitter
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Hailey: you ever get so tired u start seeing spiders
Zander: me after taking 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man
Hailey: THE WHO
Zander: oh this not a safe place suddenly
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Elliott: when I leave the zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer
Sadie: I think about this tweet every day
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Shannon: my seven year old loves ur music how can u not make it appropriate for everyone
Jake: bless ur seven year old but I need to be a slut sometimes ma'am
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Luke: pls help. Two of my friends r arguing in one of my timelines and this is the tweet that started it->
Milly: you voted for Bernie sanders and I'm fucking him sweetie. We are not the same.
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Daisy: the phrase "it's just a game" is such a week mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.
Zander: me playing papas pizzaria on coolmath
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Sean: I think dudes that feel weird around gay dudes are GAY!!! Gotta think about it.... You can put me in a room full of the purest crack and I wouldn't look twice.. why? Cuz I'm not a crackhead. You put a crack head in that position.... You see where I'm going.
Hailey: Goodmorning to this philosopher
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Drew: would y'all get mad at Harry or unstan him for being in a relationship with a poc /gen /srs
Zander: the queen talking to the royal family
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Drew: Zander tweets like a teenage girl
Zander: im sorry can you teach me how to tweet like a man🥺
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Luke: one time I ate so much salmon that I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh here have some blueberry pie for dessert, and in that moment I understood what it was like to be a grizzly bear.
Milly: livin the dream
