OKAY so I make a lot of 'Luke is gay' jokes in this chapter, but I know he is pan you don't have to correct me:]
Drew: *wearing a cool outfit*
Jake: I wish I could pull that off
Drew: go ahead.
Jake: what
Drew: what
Jake: is there anyone here who isn't gay?
Luke: *raises hand*
Luke: *eyes zander*
Luke: ...
Luke: *lowers hand*
Zanders biological dad: so how's that gay phase going?
Zander: better than your marriage.
Luke: *from a distance* YOU TELL EM' BABY
Milly: Have day
Zander: okay
Jake: Thank<3
DUDE- IT JUST HIT ME THAT I WILL BE AN EIGTH GRADER IN LIKE ELEVEN DAYS. HOW BRO-
Luke: why cant i get this song right?
Hailey: try thinking about Zander.
Lukes gay ass: holy crap..
Zander: one time I was sitting on the bus next to Luke and there was an old man on the other side of me. I kissed Luke and the old man said "I wish I was able to be with a man in my times. You boys are lucky" and then I started crying
Zander: *breaths*
Luke: OMG BABY YOUR SO CUTE HOW DID I GET SOMEONE AS CUTE AS YOU C'MERE AND HUG ME PLEASE AHHHSHHSHSJSKSKXNCHFJDKEKDIDKD
MY BAND TEACHER JUST SAID "if you forget to repeat I'm gonna beat you with my clarinet" TO THE IN PERSON STUDENTS W H E E Z E
Henry: okay hear me out I know it's impossible for Shinsou to be Aizawas kid because of the age gap but what if time travel was involved?
Liam: w h a t ?
Drew: do you even believe in time travel
Henry: duh
Sean -finding Zander laying on the ground-: you okay?
Zander: I'm depressed
Sean: lol me to
Sean: no wait, hi depressed I'm dad
Sean: No wait, what's wrong?
Zander: punch me in the face
Jake: punch you?
Zander: yes. Punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Jake: I always hear punch me in the face when your talking but usually it's subtext.
Jake: hey Hailey, you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material
Hailey: I dunno, it looks too clingy and hard to maintain
Zander, putting his thumb and pinky like a phone: Hello 911 yes I just witnessed a f^cking murder
(Two years ago)
Luke, trying to flirt: hey Zander are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world
Zander: no but I am wearing baseball pants because this ass is out of your league
Zander's mom: BOOM ROASTED.
Zander: *aggressively compliments Jake in French*
Jake: what did he say? Luke what was it that he said? Was it mean? It sounded mean?
Luke, who understood every word he said: *smirk*
Hailey: is something burning?
Jake, leaning seductively on the kitchen counter: only my growing desire for you
Hailey: omg Jake the toaster is on fire
Hailey: in the name of the father, son and Holy Ghost-
Milly: heaaad shoulders knees and toes-
Jake: turn up your nose and trike that pose-
Zander: Heeeeeyyy Macarena
Zander: are you wearing makeup? Were'd your freckles go?
Luke: oh, the winter just makes my freckles fade.
Zander: i see..
[later]
Zander, beating the snow with a shovel: GIVE. HIM. HIS. FRECKLES. BACK. YOU. BITCH.
okay i might make another chap later but i gotta do some school work
