Luke: EHHHH
Luke: HAILEY I FINALLY GOT ZANDERS SNAP
Luke: LIKE HE FINALLY EXCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST THING
Hailey: omfg- Luke he's been on snap since 8th grade and you are jsut getting his snap now?
Luke: YUP AND WHEN I TELL U THIS MAN IS SOO FINE.
Hailey: lmaooo not rly
Luke: NO HE IS HE SNAPPED MW A PIC OF HIM DOING THE HALF HEART THING WITH HIS FINGERS I AM IN LOOOOOVE.
Hailey: nice
Security: sorry sir we don't allow liquids on the plane
Jake: oh okay *chugs*
Severity: usually people just throw away the shampoo..
Luke, cupping Zander's face lovingly:it's okay to fall apart sometimes.
Luke: tacos fall apart all the time and we still love them
Zander: *wiping a tear* beautiful
Milly: y'know what's rly hot
Zander: me obviously
Milly: no bitch. It's me, Obviously
Luke: *gets down on one knee*
Zander, tears in him eyes: omg it's finally happening
Luke: *ties shoes*
Zander: he finally stopped wearing crocks
Hailey: how dumb do they think we are?
Zander: sometimes mom and Michael leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Luke:*dying*
Nurse: we are losing him doc!
Doctor: you're right
Doctor: *shows him a picture of zander*
Luke: *sits up* oh zamn baby wazup
Luke: cmere lil mama
Luke: small animals are way more viscous. It's because they have less room to bottle up the emotions
Zander: give one example
Sean: spiders
Hailey: wasps
Jake: terriers
Luke: Milly
