Zander: *about to kill spider-*
Milly: wait- how old are you-?
Zander: ... almost 17..?
Milly: you look twelve. Go home.
Luke: what happens to the car if you press the breaks and the Excelerator at the same time?
Milly: you take a screen shot
Hailey: get out both of you
Luke: so what's Zander's type?
Milly: good sense of humor, texts like an old man, plays drums, oblivious, kind, will ditch other people to hang out with him, trustworthy.
Luke: sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Milly:
Milly: did I mention oblivious?
Jake: *looking at food* man, Budapest is going to love this.
Hailey: ... Budapest?
Jake: I named my stomach budapest
Club: ..
Jake: BECAUSE ITS THE CAPITAL OF HUNGRY
Milly: *flipping the table* BRO-
Zander: *slamming fist on table* I have something to say.
Zander: I can't believe I lived another 12 months of absolute fuckery with you all.
Zander: cheers.
Sadie: at least if I die, it'll be doing the thing I love most.
Elliott: what do you love most?
Sadie: dying.
Stacy: sADIE NO-
Sean: can y'all take a nap?
Milly, wrestling with jake, while Zander and Hailey bet on who will win, Luke trying to break them up: absolutly not.
Luke: I am not going to harm humans:)
(Someone hits Zander)
Luke: except that one
Zander: WHY DID I EVER TRUST YOU?!
Luke: Baby I'm sorry I didn't mean to!
Zander: YOU ATE THE LAST SLICE OF BANANA BREAD WHEN I SPECIFICALLY PUT A STICKY NOTE TELLING YOU NOT TOO!
Luke: IM SORRY!
Zander: this marriage is over.
Luke: z-
Luke: Zander-
Luke: Zander we aren't married we're sixteen-
Zander: well we aren't anymore.
Luke: why is Zander screaming in the other room?
Jake: he took a which tmf character are you? quiz.
Luke: who did he get?
Jake: me
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Yo none of these r mine I got them from Pinterest-
