Luke: can I borrow one my shirts that you stole from me?
Zander: yes you can
Zander: thank you for asking properly.
Jake: *sends selfie over iMessage *
Hailey: why did you send this?
Jake: I thought you liked me
Hailey: Zander look
Hailey: dad is mowing the lawn
Zander: but it's pitch black out
Shannon: does he have flashlight?
Hailey, yelling out the window: Dad do you have a flashlight?
Michael: no
Zander: than how can you see?
Michael: moon
Zander: *starts crying*
Luke: oh no what's wrong?
Zander: I hate myself. I do not feel very cash money right now.
Milly: just remember this, dear Zander, life is temporary. Swag is eternal.
Zander: * crying harder* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS
Elliott: Milly you are so perky.
Milly, very red: huh
Elliott: y'know, like, happy!
Milly: oh
