Luke: girls are so hot
Luke: guys are hot too
Luke: why is everyone so hot
Sean: global warming
Luke: there's the asexual
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Zander: that's it. I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
Milly, putting up her hair: earth is not a planet.
Zander: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET-
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Milly, before lander was canon: hey Luke those shorts look great. I bet they'd look even better on Zanders bedroom floor.
Zander: ... Did u just flirt with Luke for me?..
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Luke: "your pan??? How can you be pan if ur dating a guy??"
Luke: I eat salad and that doesn't mean im a vegetarian????? keep it up chad and I'll fuck your girlfriend.
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Bethany: what's sex?
Zander: some naked bullshit.
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Hailey: hey mom what's for dinner tonight?
Shannon: Michael.
Shannon: wait
Shannon: fuck
Shannon: I meant lasagna
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Zander: *looks at Milly and Jake* why god? What did I do to deserve this?
God: in 8th year you ate his share of fries and made Luke cry
Zander:
Zander: forgive me god for i have sinned.
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Luke: i don't even think Drew knows who I am.
Zander: that's not true!
Luke: watch. *throws ball at Drews bedroom window*
Drew: HEY WHO THREW THAT??
Luke: LUKE!
Drew:
Drew: who?
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Zander: good morning father figure
Michael: good morning child with depression
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Henry: hey liam! Y'know whos gay?-
Liam: me.
Henry: YOU?!- wait what? Since when? Hit me the fuck up what the hell. Why haven't you tried to date me yet? I'm fucking offended.
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Zander: care to explain the text I got last night?
Luke: oh my god I'm so sorry it was auto correct
Zander: auto correct wrote "your so hot, please step on me?"
Luke: yeah it was supposed to say you're*
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Drew: *in a crowd, can't find Liam and Henry*
Drew: *puts hands like a microphone* DREW SUCKS!
Liam and Henry: JAKES DICK
Drew: there they are.
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(A/N) Hopefully everyone enjoyed this chapter! I'm trying to post on this book more often! Hopefully you can expect more chapters soon!:)❀
