Zander: i dont anger have issues what are you talking about?
Luke: a worker messed up your order at mcdonalds and you yelled "you done mcfvcked up" and then you called them a chicken mcnobody
Zander, giggling: chicken mcnobody
Milly: so I saw this thing to help with anxiety attacks
Hailey: okay?
Milly: so what you do is you find five things you can see, four things you can touch, three things you can hear, two things you can smell and one thing you can taste.
Zander: and? Why are you telling us this?
Milly: well, my one thing is yOUR MOM
Jake: oooHHHHHH
Zander: *comeing out of the shower with wet hair and no shirt on*
Milly, Sean, Jake, and Luke, staring: ...
Sean: You're one lucky guy Luke
Jake: yeh..
Milly: yo Zander wanna sit next to me and, y'know, take your pants off?
Luke: No he wants to sit next to me. I'm not a pervert.
Hailey: Can you guys turn down the turn on I dont really want to hear you all hit on my brother.
Henry: hey drew whats my ruling planet?
Drew: are we talking about zodiac signs-?
Henru: my ruling planet is uranus( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Drew: shut the actual fvck up.
Zander's mom, handing him the phone: it's your boyfriend.
Zander: he's not my boyfriend.
Zander taking the phone: hey baby what's up?
Liam: Henry we should go out...
Henry: we are already outside what are you talking about?
Liam:...👁👄👁
