Zander: unwind and relax by..
Zander: by planning your fake death
Zander: reading about witchcraft
Zander: writing someone's name in your death note book
Zander: drowning homophobes in a tub
Zander: fvcking eating nail polish
Zander: eating crap tones of food
Luke: [trying to fix something] could you give me a hand?
Zander: sure
Zander, still looking at his phone: [grabs Luke's hand]
Luke: your cute but that's not what I meant
Zander, to Jake: FUCK ME- YOU.
Jake: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zander, petting his dog: aww your so cute! What a good dog! I looove youu *kissing dog*
Luke: i wish i was the dog..
Zander: what?
Luke: i said i wanna swim in a bog
Zander: .. Uhm... Okay..
Luke, touching a hot plate: ouch I burnt my finger
Zander: *kisses his finger*
Luke: *face plants into hot food* ouch I burnt my lips
Luke: ooh that looks good can I try it?
Zander: try what?
Luke: you( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hailey, yelling: I assume you realize this type of idiocity will not be tolerated in the club?!
Jake, sassily: is there another type of idiocity you'd be for comfortable with?
Jake: have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Hailey: no.
Jake: what? Why!?
Hailey: don't know. Never asked never got asked.
Jake, under his breath: but your so beautiful..
Hailey: what?
Jake: WHAT ?!
Milly: CAFFEINE
Elliott: Calm done babe, it's 4am.
Milly: BUT I NEED CAFFEINE RO FUNCTION
Elliott: there's caffeine in the cupboard.
Milly: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
Elliott: just wait till she finds out it's decaf
Zander: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE *agressivly throws water bottles*
Jake: uh..
Luke: he's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us
Zander: I APPRECIATE MOST OF YOU
Milly, teary: it's working
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