Pick up lines

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Luke: Sweetie, are you the sun?
Zander: no.
Luke: oh.. because as soon as I see you my day gets so mush brighter and my mood gets so much better
Zander, blushing: oh.. that's sweet
Luke: and I love laying under you and not to mention how sweaty I get.
Zander: tf?
Hailey: LUKE THAT WASNT WHAT WE MEANT WHEN WE SAID USE A PICK UP LINE ON ZANDER-

Hailey: hey Jake are you a bank loan?
Jake: uh, no-?
Hailey: cause I'm interested in you *wink*
Milly: Hailey, that was terrible.
Jake: .. are you a burger? Cause you can be the meat between my buns.

Zander: You remind me of my big toe because one day I'll bang you on the table
Luke: ..
Hailey:..
Milly & Jake: *dying of laughter*
Sean: ..

Milly: are you a map? Because I'm lost in ...
Elliott: what's up??
Milly: ARE YOU A MAP BECAUSE IM LOST IN YOUR EYES
Elliott: aww.. your eyes are super pretty too Milly! They're red like a gas station sign<33

Daisy: if Jesus can turn water into wine than I can turn you into mine;)
Sean: *passes out*

Sean: Daisy.. hi my name is uh.. Microsoft.. can I crash at ur place tonight??
Daisy: oh haha! Sure:)

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