Luke: u comin over?:)
Zander: yes haha i wanna try this nintendo switch you been hyping up
Luke: sweet then its a date!
Zander: a friend date🙂
Luke: we can play mario cart or smash
Zander: yeah im not smashin u
Luke: no its a game😟
Zander: i conquered my fear of ghosts
Luke: thats the spirit!
Zander: oh fuck were
Luke: can i have my hoodie back? My mom is trying to find it for me bc she doesn't know I have a bf❤️❤️😂😂
Zander: can I have my first kiss back?😐
Luke: oh.. is that a no on the hoodie?
Zander: yeah bitch
Luke: when are you coming home??❤️❤️
Zander: ok
Zander: I'm pregnant
Luke: hey pregnant I'm dad
Zander: no your not
Luke: wHAT:(
Zander: Luke I'm A MAN. Ofc I'm not pregnant.
Luke: oh
Luke: I bet you cant make a sentance without 'a'😏
Zander: you thought you just did something huh? Well I'm sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon.
Extra/ not texting one:
Zander: hey mom can I borrow some lipstick
Shannon: sure sweetie
(1hr later)
Shannon: oh hey Luke! Why do you have lipstick marks all over your face?
Shannon: OH SHI-
