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Luke: I'm in love with you Zander
Zander: .. what did u just say BESTO FRENDO
Luke: oh uh I said I need to goa home a put away groceries
Zander: but that's not what you said-
Luke: auto correct
Zander:............this is a verbal conversation-?

Zander: you
Zander: when I get home I'm taking you out.
Luke: where and why?
Zander: the city and because I want to I haven't been in a while.
Luke: but I'm poor
Zander: it's called a fvcking date
Zander: I pay for you

Hailey *sitting on couch @ Jakes*: *incoherent humming*
Jake: *anime uwu moaninng*

Luke: stop being insecure! Ur insecurities are beautiful!
Zander: uh huh mention one.
Luke: okay, ur smile is the most beautiful thing ever the wider the better, ur voice is the cutest, the shorter the better, and your cheeks are so squishy༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
Zander: stop mentioning my face its too easy
Luke: the only rhing i said abt your face was yohr smile-
Zander: and my cheeks? I wasnt evem insecure abt them so thands-
Luke: oh I wasnt talking about your FACE cheeks-

Zander, after making ducktape wallets with bethy: that was some strong d!cktape
Shannon:..
Michael: ..
Hailey: ..
Bethany: ...
The rats: ...
Zander: NONONO NO NO THATS-
Hailey: what where you just thinking abt Zander? Possibly someone special...?

Club: walming up stairs at haileys house
Jake: Hey lets let Zander walk first so we can stair at his big ass
Milly: agreed.
Zander: absolutly n-
Luke: C'mon hunny, if you do it theyll leave you alone.
Zander: ...
Zander: you just wanna stair at my ass too- just because its bigger then yours doesnt mean uou can all stair at it.

Okay thats all:) ALSO YA TWO CHAPTERS OUR

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