Luke: Zander you wear a lot of purple
Zander: omg
Zander: Luke
Zander: not you coming at me with your
Zander: tennis shoes 👟
Zander: Bitch you look like Ed sheeran 😐 Ed sheeran with white yeezys
Luke: they aren't even yeezys 😢
Zander: oh I'm sorry nikes
Zander: the af 1's
Zander: *opens mouth and leans into Luke*
Luke: what are you doing
Zander: I'm gonna bite you
Zander: and you can't bite me back because your vegan and I'm made of meat
Zander, to Luke: not to be a slut but it would be awesome if you would hold my hand
Jake: hey bro you good at math right?
Zander: no, but go ahead.
Jake: okay so if you cut a cake into three pieces each piece becomes 0.333 of the main piece right?
Zander: yeah
Jake: okay so if we multiply 0.333 by 3 we get 0.999
Jake: so what happened to the 0.001?
Zander: you find it on the knife
Jake: ohhh.. thanks
Zander: when Luke asks me if I noticed anything different about him And I have no clue I always say
Zander: I do. Your beauty surprises me every day.
Zander: and then I continue thinking about Beethoven
Hailey: Luke kissed you and you said.. "thank you"?
Zander, lying face down: yup
Hailey: well that was.. polite.
Luke: nice sweat pants Milly
Milly: thank you
Milly: I stole them (/j)
Luke: what
Jake: nice hands Hailey
Hailey: thank you-?
Jake: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Luke, shouting and covering his ears: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST HALLELUJAH
Yo sorry I haven't posted on here in like a month..
