Jake: *takes out map* god. It's a barren, featureless dessert out there isn't it.
Zander: the other side, Jake
Jake: *flips map* oh
Luke, knocking on Zander's door: are you decent?
Zander: not mortally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what your asking.
Hailey: I have a riddle for you
Hailey: what's the most amazing thing in the world
Jake: (ponders)
Jake: (reads)
Jake: (googles it)
Jake: I give up
Hailey: the correct answer is you.
Hailey: I also would've accepted me.
Milly: okay guy. What if after you die you get stats like Words said: 23,499,2873, push ups: 1.3 hours spent crying: 2,334
Zander: push ups 1.3
Milly: IM CRYING. U MADE ME CRY.
Zander: baby
Milly: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PET NAMES.
Zander: no
Zander: I'm calling you a baby
Hailey: IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO ISNT LGBT?
Milly: *puts up hand*
Zoe and Hailey: *pushes millys hand down*
Zander on Luke's phone: have we ever fucked?
Stacy:..
Stacy: girl put his phone down
Zander: I almost just fell in your toilet
Luke:
Luke: how
Zander: the seat is so damn big how do you not fall in
Luke: Zander.. baby im 6 feet tall and your 5'2... the seat is so 'big' because I'm not tiny and neither is anyone else in my family
Zander: BITCH IM NOT TINY UR JUST TALL
Hey sry I've been gone for a while I've been busy with family school drama and friends n shi so yeah but I'm back now<3
