Bethany: I had a pee accident.
Zander: oh god. You peed your pants?
Bethany: no? I spilt it from my cup.
Zander: ...
Jake: [unbuttoning shirt] god it's hot in here
Hailey: okay but why are you unbuttoned my shirt?
Hailey: [struggling to get something from the top shelf]
Jake: You want me to get it for you?
Hailey: [gasp] how dare you insult the virtically challenged!
Jake: [laughs] okay then
[few seconds later]
Hailey: [defeated sigh] please help me
Hailey: bite me!
Jake: where?
Hailey: [tiny gasp]
Jake: what're you do doing hails?
Hailey, hanging upside down on the monkey bars: trying to kiss you
Jake: oh should get down. I don't want you getting hurt.
Hailey: shut up and kiss me you twat I'm getting light headed.
-Tw-
Hailey: (buying phone charger with Jake) do you think this is long enough to tie a noose? (General question)
Jake: wtf is wrong with you..
Hailey, to the club: YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. JAKE TESTED POSITIVE FOR FAT ASS AND A GREAT PERSONALITY
Zander: [turns to Luke]
Luke: I'm sorry my ass is small Zander
Sryy it's short I'm so lazy :D
