Zander: Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death form any cause, new researchers find.
(Later)
Assassin: *drops empty pistol* why won't you die..
Jake, eating his 28th block of cheese: I came prepared bitchboy
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Jakes cheese
Zander: Dairy products, especially cheese and yogurt, were found to protect against death form any cause, new researchers find.
(Later)
Assassin: *drops empty pistol* why won't you die..
Jake, eating his 28th block of cheese: I came prepared bitchboy