Zander: Oop gotta go to bed
Luke:?? It's noon
Zander: time isn't real. *plops head on Luke's lap*
Hailey singing along with the radio: so there you go, oh, can't make a wife out of a BRO, oh
Zander: I'll make a wife out of my bro
Luke in the back seat: *flustered giggles*
Hailey on the music club gc: guys Zander and Luke have purple tongues
Zander: sheesh we had lollipops🙄✋
Milly: but they don't make purple;)
Luke: OKAY maybe we shared lollipops
Zander: yeah just maybe
Sean: tell us what you want we don't believe you 😩✋
Jake: y'all just jelly they have someone to make out with🤪
Jake, holding open the door for Zander: ladies first.
Zander, walking confidently through the door: HELL YEAH IM A QUEEN
Drew: I live for money
Jake: I live for my dreams!
Zander: I live for two reasons 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.
Henry: if you where a veggie you'd be a cutecumber.
Drew: if you were a fruit you'd be a watermoron.
Zander, making an account: luke i need a password
Luke: p-
Milly: put your height
Zander: okay.
Zander: it says too short.
Milly, Jake, and Luke: laughing
Zander: you know that I'm about to wh00p your asses.
Jake: yea-
Luke: how do people not fall in love with their childhood best friends?
Zander: it's called 'being straight.' I just don't understand that way of life
