Luke, drunk: I like Zander. He has such beautiful eyes.
Luke: I love him.
Zander: ....
Luke: don't tell Zander
Zander: okay, Luke, I won't.
(In 6th grade)
Zander: hey Luke, it's so cold outside. Wanna hold hands to keep eachother warm?
Luke: sure
Hailey: guys, it's summer.
Luke: let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Zander: okay.
Luke: and make out during the scary parts.
Zander: Ok-
Zander: wait..
Zander: the scary parts
Zander: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Luke: don't tell me that Linus sleeping with his eyes open isn't the creepiest thing on the planet.
Zander: ...
Zander: okay that's fair.
Milly: this is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything!
Luke: no your not! We tell you stuff.
Milly: really? I was the last one to know when Jake got that cool new mic. I was the last to know when Sean quit cleaning after school. I was the last one to know when Luke had a crush on Zander last year!
Luke: *motions for Milly to shut up*
Zander: *looks rly surprised, but pleased*
Milly: oh
Milly: (smugly) looks like I was the second to last.
Luke: Hey Zander, can I use your toothbrush?
Zander: sure I guess.
Zander: you forgot yours at home?
Luke: nope! I just like the way your mouth tastes.
Zander: !
Milly *when she first met Luke and Zander*: I've decided I'm planning a wedding.
Hailey: whose?
Milly: Luke and Zander's.
Hailey: they're engaged and they didn't tell me??
Milly: *watches them awkwardly stair/talk to eachother*
Milly: give it a week.
Zander: *carrying ten bags of groceries in both arms*
Luke: *holds out a hand to help*
Zander: *angrily switches all the bags to one arm so he can hold Luke's hand*
Luke: I couldn't sleep last night.
Sean: ya'know, if you can't sleep at night it means someone is thinking about you
Luke: who would be thinking about me at 3am?
Zander: *sweats*
Luke: I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I really wanna kiss you right now.
Zander:...
Zander: ruin it.
Luke: is Zander around? I was gonna see if he wanted to go out tonight.
Shannon: to associate with my perfect gay son, you must complete these qualification forms.
(Hours later)
Michael: what did you say for question 319?
Luke: C) Lure the space tiger away from Zander by imitating a chicken strip
Michael: *nods head approvingly*
Shannon: impressive.
Milly: the floor is lava!
Luke: *helps Zander onto the counter*
Hailey: *kicks Jake off the sofa*
Milly: as you can see, there are two types of lovers.
Zander: *is unconscious*
Luke: he isn't breathing!
Zander: *starts opening eyes*
Luke: I shall give him mouth-to-mouth!
Zander: *closes eyes*
