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Most men: send naught pics
(Luke)
Zander: hold up I'm in the shower lol
Luke: oh nice
Luke: send me a picture of your hair up in a giant spike lol

Shannon: Hailey, what's wrong with Luke? He's been lying on the ground for the last 15 minutes.
Hailey: he's just overwhelmed.
Shannon: why?
Bethany, while Michael nods yes: Zander was laughing
Luke: SOMEONE COME AND RESURRECT MY GAY ASS

Zander: ARE YOU MOCKING ME
Luke: ARE YOU MOCKING ME
Zander: HOW DARE OYU LUKE
Luke: HOW DARE OYU LUKE
Zander: I'm sexy and beautiful and handsom😛💅
Luke: damn right u r baby

Zander: quiet guys my moms on the phone
Luke: HIIIIIII!!!
Jake: Ai Alex come back to bed😫
Milly: *various moans*
Hailey: tell her I said hi
Henry: AYE pass the weed my brother
Liam: blasting out curse words

Hailey: some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Zander, covored in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick

Luke: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: your dog ate your coding work?
Luke:
Teacher:
Zander:
Zander: it took him a couple of bytes

Sean: hi who is this? Milly changed all of my contact names
??: oh what's mine
Sean: dwarf
??: HEY IM JOT THAT SHORT
Sean: oh hey Zander
Zander: FVCK

Luke: wake upppp
Zander: lukeeee
Luke: sweetieeeee
Zander: it's 3am
Luke: I made pancakes, you want sum??
Zander: yes please 😊😊💞💞

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