Tmf dump post

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This is a series of random Tmf things bc I'm in the car and this is all that will load lmao

Zander: Milly please pick up the pepperoni I know it's yours.
Milly, pizza falling out of her mouth: no it's not mine it's Luke's.
Zander: Milly.
Zander: Milly Luke is a vegetarian.
Milly: LUKE COME CLEAN UP YOUR MESS.
Luke, running in the room: what mess?
Milly: your pepperoni mess.
Luke: oh um okay.. why would I have pepperonis tho if I'm vegetarian?
Milly: beats me. Now hurry up pls it's in my way of the tv

Luke: GUYS I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE!
Zander: death is right around the corner

Milly: guys my Twitter account got banned
Luke: oh I'm sorry. Why?
Milly: I had a thread with a murder plan
Luke: oh.

-Zander has nice eyelashes WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST EYELASHES-

-Hailey has Cupid's bow shaped lips

"I want a baby"
Like for lunch?: Hailey, Milly, Lia
Oh. Just to hang out with?: Luke, Daisy
Yikes: Zander, Drew, Zoey, Sadie, shannon
We only have like 12$ combined: Sean, Elliott
I'm baby: Bethany
Really???😍😍: Jake, Henry, Liam, Stacy, Michael

Choose your story meme but with Tmf birthdays:))
Jake: I needed homer bc I'm a p!mp
Hailey: I shot soke cr@ckheads bc I'm good in bed
Zander: I shanked ur mom bc I'm gay
Milly: I smoked with a toothbrush bc I'm gay
Luke: I ran shirtless with a horse bc I have amazing boobs
Sean: I ran naked with a <0nd0m bc I'm gay
Daisy: I shot a bowl of cereal bc h03s keep stealing my tacos

Milly: this next song is called my songs know what you did in the dark
Luke: no it's not
*centuries starts playing*

Sean: why are Zander and Luke sitting back to back?
Hailey: they had a fight.
Sean: why are they holding hands?
Hailey: Luke gets sad when they fight.

- lastly Haikey and Zander 100% make step bro/step sis jokes

Luke, shaking Zander awake: sweetie.. sweetie
Luke: sweetie are you awake?
Luke: ok uhh
Luke: while we were sleeping you pushed my leg off of you
Luke, crying: and I wAS WOBDERING IF YOU STILL LOVED ME..?
Okay that's all lmao

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