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Zander: I need you to help me with Luke
Hailey: lol no
Zander: imagine if you were in my shoes
Hailey: still no
Zander: okay imagine if it were Jake
Hailey: .. you win.

Sadie: wise sage.. give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Nurse: here are your anti depressants.
Sadie: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Nurse: thank you

Drew: *giggles* you hang up
Jake: no you hang up
Drew: hee hee no you
Jake: you
Drew: no you
Jake: Bitch you hang up
Drew: NO YOU BITCH

Jake: your owl I need
Zander: hoo cares. *walks away*
Jake: ...
Jake: did you just.
Zander: *still walking away
Jake: no-

Henry: be my sugar daddy
Drew: go away
Henry: be my fructose father
Henry: my glucose guardian
Henry: polysaccharide parent
Henry: carbohydrate caretaker
Drew:..

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