Soooo here is the long awaited chapter🥲 ive been busy with school work and such so i havent had much time. Hopefilly you can expect regular chapters again.
Milly, watching Luke and Zander flirt, Hailey and Daisy flirt, and Jake a Drew flirt: at this point, this club is a whole ass fruit salad.
Sean: agreed.
Hailey, being the lander shipper she is: hey Luke why don't you take a picture of Zander? He looks awful cute right now and we wouldn't want it to go to waist
Luke, flustered: I already have enough pictures of Zander
Zander: wait but I never take selfies on your phone?
Luke: I know
Zander: *flustered mess*
Zander: shout out to my doctor who looked at my physical charts and said "you will live to 100!" then looked at my mentwl ones and said "if you want to.." oh and when to oppointment was finished instead of telling me i can stand up he slapped my leg like the roof of a car
Club: ...
Shannon: hey! I'm not as think as you drunk I am! oH-
Michael, done with her shat: alright sweetie. Just make sure you don't threaten to punish our children with knives again.
Zander: WHY DID I EVER TRUST YOU?!
Luke: Baby I'm sorry I didn't mean to!
Zander: YOU ATE THE LAST SLICE OF BANANA BREAD WHEN I SPECIFICALLY PUT A STICKY NOTE TELLING YOU NOT TOO!
Luke: IM SORRY!
Zander: this marriage is over.
Luke: z-
Luke: Zander-
Luke: Zander we aren't married we're sixteen-
Zander: well we aren't anymore.
Luke: why is Zander screaming in the other room?
Jake: he took a which tmf character are you? quiz.
Luke: who did he get?
Jake: me
