Fannon v cannon

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C=canon
F= fanon
Zander: so uh.. what do you do for fun?
F Zander: um.. play piano.. beat up Drew.. math.
Zander: mm.. okay. What about Luke? Are you like.. y'know.
F Zander: ugh. Yeah. He tries to like, hold my hand. It's so fucking annoying.
Zander: Uhm 'Kay.. I thinks it's pretty cute.
F Zander: fuck no. I hate it when that bitch tries to touch me.
Zander: yeah okay.. and you do math too?
F Zander: yeah with Luke. Yes my tutor.
Zander: oh. I'm actually the one who's good at math..
f Zander: Mk.
Zander: ..
F Zander: ..
Zander: Uhm what is on your head?
F Zander: my fuckin cat ears dumbass
Zander: okay.. why?
F Zander: luke likes it when I wear them. I do as he says obviously.
Zander: ...
Zander: so.. what do you think about Elliott?
F Zander: meh. Two bottoms don't make a top.
Zander: .. I meant for Milly ......

Luke-
Luke: so what do you like?
F Luke: Zander, purple, grapes, cats ..
Luke: okay.. well, I like ice cream, and my friends and family and oh! I really like skiing.
F Luke: you don't like Zander..?
Luke: well, yeah, of course I do! He's awesome.
F Luke: he is.. but he's mean.. he likes to make fun of me.
Luke: why the heck would he do tha-
F luke: OMG DONT SAY THAT WORD..
Luke: heck?
F luke: yeah.. it's a bad word.
Luke: uh.. okay..
F luke: yeah Zander hates me..
Luke: Uhm, no offense but is Zander all you talk about?
F luke: .. mm.. pretty much. I just love him so much! Did you know that I murdered Jake for him?
Luke: what the fu-

Jake: so what's up?
F Jake: my di-
Jake: OKAY- what else?
F Jake: idk.
Jake: what do you like to do?
F jake: Idk. I rly like f'in around.
Jake: .. I'm- okay-
F Jake: yeah. I got bitches no cap.
Jake: who?
F Jake: Zander, Hailey, Drew, Liam, daisy, Henry, ms.Jones, Stacy, Elliott all them.
Jake: Kay then..
f Jake: yeah Hailey's my tutor y'know?
Jake: I don't have a tutor but Ight.

These are like exaggerated fanon v's btw

Imma do part two when I feel like it- this gave me a fanfic idea where Hailey is Jake's tutor n they fall in love 😍😍‼️‼️

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