Zander: I did not stab Drew. I poked him with force.
Police: ...
Zander: and a knife.
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Zander: mom, is this Minecraft because I want Luke to make my bedrock
Zander's mom: *death stare*
Zander: *oh god what to say do I tell I don't know what it means or-*
Zander's mom: what did you just say?
Zander: UuuuUuh *in tears*
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Luke: this is way too hot to be eating..
the club: *stairs, smirking*
Luke: *contemplating life decisions* uh, just like me
The club: *cackling, wheezing, death*
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Luke: Zander, sweetie, you need to get up. Your being lazy.
Zander: lazy is such a strong word. I prefer to call it "selective participation"
Luke: idiot is such a weak word, I prefer to call it 'Zander'
Zander:...
Luke:...
Luke: NO BABY IT WAS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T-
Zander: *literally sobbing*
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(When they were 13)
Luke: hey Zander, let's make our shadows hold hands like we did on Wednesday
Zander: *moves his hand so it looks like they are holding hands in the shadow*
Luke: *grabs Zander's hand, smirking*
Hailey: wow, that was smoother than Zander's clear skin.
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Hailey: Jake I'm scared of the dark *clings to jakes arm*
Jake: *stomps violently* *shoes light up* I got you fam.
Hailey: *sigh* Daisy, I'm scared of the dark
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Jake: hey Zander, why do you stay up so late?
Zander: *sigh* there is no rest for the wicked.
Luke: puppy videos. He stays up watching puppy videos.
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Milly: so apparently when you get your period your boobies are supposed to grow bigger so my question in WHERE ARE MY BOOBIES
Zander: uh, tmi
Hailey: i feel ya.
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Zander: Luke, let me buy you this tiny purple cat.
Luke: I don't need it Zander, I already have one
Zander: oh, what did you name it.
Luke: ...Zander...
Zander: *trying to figure it out* you have a stuffed animal named after me..?
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Drew: what did you do?
Henry: promise you won't get mad?
Drew: what. Did. You. Do.
Henry: okay so I was minding my own business when-
Drew: *slams locker closed* buLLSH*T
Henry: *shrieking* I WAS!
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Henry: Liam, can you do me a favor?
Liam: sure.
Henry: when I die..
Liam: yeah?
Henry: can you update my Facebook status to 'chillin with Jesus?'
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Luke: Zander, kiss me if I'm wrong, but 9+10=21
Zander: Luke, 9+10 is 19.
Luke: Aw, I'm wrong. *insert kissy face*
Zander: *stairs* *pecks Luke's lips*
Club: :()
Luke: 0///0
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Luke & Zander: *in each other's arms, sleeping*
Milly: Yo Sean
Sean: Bestie cuddle?
Milly: bestie cuddle.
Jake: Hey Ha-
Hailey: no
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Bethany: Zanderrr!! Sing a song with me!
Zander: uh, okay. *wispers something in her ear*
Bethany: FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THATS A WAP THATS A WAP- ZANDER!! YOU ARENT SINGINGGGG
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Luke: last night I slept at Zanders house. This morning we were eating breakfast and his mom asked how I slept.
Luke: I couldnt decide whether to say "good" or "okay" so i said "gay."
Luke: and then Zander said 'DONT TELL HER' and the room went silent and everyone looked as us. That includes his mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, and his uncle and his wife. Hailey and Bethany were laughing their asses off
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Instagram: type password
Jake: password
Instagram: your password is incorrect
Jake: incorrect
Instagram: try again
Jake: again
Hailey: YOU DUMB SHI-
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Hailey: imagine if someone gave you a box of everything youve ever lost
Luke: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back
Jake: oh wow, my childhood innocense! Thank you for finding this
Zander: my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Sean: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Milly: mental stability. My old friend!
Hailey: guys, lighten up a bit
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Milly: knock knock
Zander: who's there?
Milly: who
Zander: who who?
Milly: lmao I made you sound like an owl
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If Milly and Jake thought they saw a ghost
Jake: MILLY THROW SOME SALT AT THE DOOR
Milly: *throws Zander*
Jake: ok we should be safe now.
Luke: ZANDERRRR
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Happy Easter y'all:) i hope u enjoyed
