Jake: damn I'm only sixteen but my back aches like I've got aurthur write this.
Zander: ..
Zander: wtf is he saying..
Hailey: .. idk but let's leave..
Michael: my underwear is so tatttered I don't even have to pull them down to go poop
Zander, Shannon, Bethany, Hailey, Michael: *very strong, in sync laughing*
Bethany: I never pull down my undies to go doodoo!
Shannon: ..we should go back to keeping secrets..
(Actual conversation I just had with my family)
Jake: *orders drink with two straws*
Hailey: Jake that's sweet but I don't want any-
Jake, chugging drink with both straws: HEY PRINCESS LOOK HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THIS
Sorry this chapter is short I jsut got bored in the car
