Liam: the first woman who gave birth to twins was porbably like "?????"
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Luke, crying: fuck everyone who told me there was an among us meal at McDonald's that was the most humiliating experience in my life
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Zoey: can you trigger tag lesbians please
Milly: no but I can hit you with my car
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Drew: is three fingers too much
Daisy: not at all! Most people have 10
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Liam: call me ben cause all my bitches 10
Liam: AHT Nah I ain't meant it like that
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Milly: how did you break your wrist? WRONY answers only
Zander: smacking the West Virginian moth man statues juicy metal ass so hard it shattered
Milly: I said wrong answer only this isn't confessions
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Henry: wyd
Liam: just . High ordered nuggets
Henry: I wish I was a nugget and then I could hang out in ur tummy
Liam: .........?
Liam: fuck did you just say to me?
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Luke: I'm the best dressed mf at this playground
Milly: why are u there gang
Luke: to play
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Hailey: can you talk real quick
Michael: not like an auctioneer but I can talk faster then normal if I try really hard
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Zoey: ur gonna catch feels n get hurt
Lia: but he's..
Lia: so funny
Zoey: ok so are clowns?
Zoey: you don't see me texting chucky cheese?
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Zander: I don't think I can go out tn
Zander: I'm like
Zander: fighting these demons
Milly: bitch why
Milly: fight these demons in tha club
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Luke: let's gooooo is the male equivalent to slay
Luke: this is causing immense controversy
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Zoey: my bf is abusive 💔💔
Luke: yo r u okay??
Zoey: I have a bf.
Zoey: stop texting me.
Luke: ??? I hope he beat yo ass again
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Henry: can I was ask what it's like being transgender?
Henry: I'm legit curieus and I mean no harm in asking
Henry: courious
Henry: courius
Henry: the thing George the monkey was
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Therapist lady: hello I'm the knew beehive therapist. I'm here to help mentally Ill members of the hive that are running rampant and in need of help
Zander: I don't need your service!
Therapist: I disagree!
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Jake, texting his mom: hey what time was I born?
His mom: nope. Stop talking to her.
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Okayyy that's all😭😭
Look at me being a cutie and posting every three months🤭
