Before this starts I just wanna say thank you guys so much. I'm not used to attention and reading y'all's comments in the morning really makes me happy and gives me hope for the day💕
Hailey: Jake, are you period blood.. because I can see you in my pants *sighs of questioning life decisions*
Jake: WAIT REALLY
Hailey: you wanna go out with me? *in very unenthusiastic tone*
Jake: FINALLY *falls on knees*
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(How Luke came out to Zander and his mom)
Zander: I can't drive mom, I'm gay. Luke?
Luke: *sweating intensely* I-I can't drive.. I'm pansexual
Zander: 0///0
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Random girl: so, you wanna go out?
Luke: sorry, I'm in a relationship with Zander
Girl: oh, so your gay?
Luke: no I'm pansexual.
Girl: did you just say your se*ually attracted to pans? Because last time I checked Zander is not a pan.
Luke:...
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Luke's mom: I'm not mad, I just need to know why you two needed a fake ID.
Zander:..
Luke: you need to be over 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo..
Luke's mom:.. *hands over fake IDs*
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*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: OMG ARE YOU OKAY??
Jake: please I.. need my phone..
Passerby: OFC *hands Jake his phone while calling the hospital*
Jake in the gc with his homies: LMFAOOOO GUYS GUESS WHAT
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Milly: I just electrocuted myself
Zander: how shocking
Hailey: how do you feel currently?
Milly: I feel kinda amped.
Jake: watt I can't hear you
Milly: I said it hertz a lot
Stranger: are you okay?
Sean: this s normal, they're fine.
Stranger: but she was just-
Sean: she's fine. I would be more concerned if they weren't making puns.
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Zander: ARE YOU
Luke: fvcking
Zander: -KIDDING ME YOU
Luke: -fvcking
Zander: IDIOT.
Sean: ..what was that?
Luke: Hailey banned him from swearing, so I'm helping him out.
Milly: DAMN IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD LUKE SAY HELL AND NOW HES DROPPING F BOMBS
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Luke: *openeing a letter he found in his locker*
Zander: *standing next to luke, excited about what ue wrote*
Luke: i run my fingers through your hair. My hands will glide up your back, and I'll whimper in your ear. I'll hug you tighter, and sweep you off your feet. All while our lips are together, and our kiss is growing more passionate.
Zander:.. all I wrote was "luv u happy Valentine's Day"
Luke: I know, that's what I was saying to you.
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OKAY WAIT I HAVE A CUTE HEADCANON SO UM ZANDER AND LUKE HAVE A LOT OF STUDY DATES BUT THEY WOULD ONLY STUDY FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND LUKE WOULD FALL ASLEEP ON ZANDERS SHOULDER WHILE ZANDER FINISHED LUKES SCHOOL WORK SO HE DIDNT FAIL HIS CLASSES BUT WHEN ZANDER WAS FINISHED HE WOULD JUST LIKE RUB THE SIDE OF LUKES NECK/HAIR/EAR
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Okay one more headcanon even tho Zander and Luke both suck at singing they would take turns singing each other to sleep softly in like tired deep voices ya know but they would giggle every once in a while bc the other person sounds bad
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Zander: hey Joke- I mean Jake, I just wanted to tell you-
Milly: *died of laughing*
Jake: *is crying*
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Jake: I bet you won't be able to guess who my crush is
Sean: Hailey?
Luke: is it Hailey?
Milly: definitely Hailey
Zander: no doubt about it, it's Hailey
Hailey: is it me?
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Not a incorrect quote but here is a scenario I came up with in my head
(After Zander and Hailey's parents fought)
"uh, this may seem like a stupid question but-" Zander started, awkwardly walking towards his step Father
"No question is stupid. What's up?" He wondered, leaning on the kitchen counter.
"Your not gonna leave, are you?" Zander questioned, fiddling with his fingers.
"Okay, that is a silly question. Of course I'm not. Why would I leave?" Michael asked, a concerned look approaching his face.
"Well the last one di- did" Zander chocked, tears forming in his eyes.
"Well I'm not like him. C'mere" Zander step father finished, opening his arms ready for a hug from his step son.
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