Zander: am I a boy? No.
Luke: Oh-
Zander: am i a girl? No.
Luke: So-
Zander: am i non-binary? No.
Luke: ..
Zander: you dealt with me for three minutes so i know identify as your problem.
Zander and Luke: *comes up from basement, a sweaty mess*
Zander's mom: what were you two doing down there that took so long, was so noisy, and made you so sweaty and messy? AND WHY WAS THERE MUSIC??
Zander & Luke: ...
Zander to Luke ten minutes ago: TAG YOUR IT
Zander: *puting on friendship necklace*
Jake: were'd you get that? We are like best besties and i didnt give it to you??
Zander: .. Yeah totally. Welp aparently im Bethanys best friend so she wants us to match.
(Lander with braces)
Hailey, staring blankly at the ground: Hey Jake..
Jake, slightly worried: yeah??
Hailey: how long until Luke and Zander get stuck together..?
Jake: wdym? I guess they basically already are-
Hailey: no, like, their teeth..
Jake: uh-
Hailey: like? When they make out do their braces get stuck together??
Jake: ohmygod..
[Zander and Luke walks in w/ cut up lips]
Hailey: *intense screaming*
Milly: UGH Luke your boyfriend was so annoying last night. He woke me up at like midnight to go to the bathroom with him.
Luke: ...
Milly: what?
Luke: ... hes schizophrenic..
Milly: then im assuming I shouldn't have bullied him for being scared of the dark..?0-0
Luke: ... ಠ_ಠ
Sorry is short anjxiskskekjfjeisd iv been moving so updates r coming slow
