Jake: Zander breath if you think I'm cute
Zander:...
Jake: Zander your turning blue
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Jake: I guess you could say.. I've fallen for you
Hailey: you literally just fell down five flights of stairs how are you still alive?
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Zander: I've invited you into my bedroom because I crave the most dangerous game..
Milly and Luke: knife monopoly
Zander: I was gonna say 7 minutes in heaven but now I'm interested wtf is knife monopoly
Hailey and Sean: w h a t t h e a c t u a l ✨ f u d g e✨
Jake: KNIFE MONOPOLY!!
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Zander's mom: I can't believe you two broke the bed last night
Hailey: yeah. What were you doing.
Zander:...
(Last night)
Luke: I bet I can jump higher then you
Zander: try me mother fvcker
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Zander: what are you, five?
Jake: yeah, five heads taller.
Zander:..
Luke:..
Hailey:..
Sean:..
Milly:..
Jake:..
Jake: Please don't hurt me.
Zander: 5.. 4..
Jake: *starts running*
Zander: 1!
Jake: WHAT HAPPENED TO 2 AND 3
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Jake while practicing with Zander: so, Zander, tall me about yourself.
Zander: sometimes I get jealous of my phone when it dies.
Luke who insisted on practicing with them: baby, no.
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Jake: Zander I think you have PTSD
Zander: yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking d^^^
Luke: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor to make yourself feel better.
Zander: Luke, I don't think you understand how brilliant what I just said was.
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Zander: I love this picture of the club. We were so happy.
Zander's step dad: which one is Jake?
Zander: oh he wasn't in the club yet. That's why we were happy.
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Zander: I have an idea
Hailey: no murder
Zander. I no longer have an idea.
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Sadie: (hits Zander)
Zander: OW WHAT ARE TOU DOING?
Sadie: hitting on you.
Zander: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS-
(I'm pretty sure Sadie has a crush on Zander because of that scene in episode 5 where Sadie is all like "I just wanted to let you know I'm rooting for you" when they has gym class LOL)
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Zander: I believe in god but I do not think he believes in me
Milly: same bro.
Luke: .. no-
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Hailey: Zander, can you recommend me a book that made you cry.
Zander: general mathematics 11th addition
Luke: Zander, are you having trouble in maths again?
Zander: yes-
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Zander: when I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Hailey: what..?
Zander: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.
Hailey: can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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Zander: it's a little muggy out today.
Zander's mom: istg if I go outside and see all ours mugs on the lawn.
Zander: (sips coffee from a bowl)
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Zander: mom, my head hurts
Zander's mom: well no crap, you eat like ten pieces of candy for breakfast.
Zander: ..
Zander's mom: ...
Zander's mom: *pulls off sandle*
Zander: GYAHHHHHHH
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Luke: mom, I need to tell you something
Luke's mom: oh no, did you get your period?
Luke: no-?
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Okay dats all ily remember that
