So... It's been a while- I've been very busy with school and my personal life and I've also been sick TWICE since march 14-
Anyways I'm back👍❤️
In music club gc-
Milly: I think all of us are she-cats..
Luke: *howls*
Zander: please stop roleplaying
Jake: *hiss* it looks like we have a hater.. How are we gonna terminate him, glitter-paw
Milly: I don't know tiger-leaf..
Luke: "bow down, peasant" || he hissed, standing taller than the commoner.
Hailey: oh my god Luke.
Milly: she walked behind cinderpelt. "you heard him, commoner"
Jake: He trotted to the other side of cinderpelt. *hiss*
Zander: what the fuck☹️
Hailey: zander ill give u $5 if u participate in this.
Zander: "Cinderpelt.. Its me. Night star.."
Luke: "No.. Nightstar is dead.." Hissed cinderpelt.
Zander: *kisses*
Luke: *kisses*
Milly: "Tiger-leaf, do you know who this nightstar is?"
Jake: no clue glitter-paw"
Sean: I'm going to kill all of you.
*DISCLAIMER!!* I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ROLE PLAY! THIS WAS EXTREMELY EXAGGERATED AND JUST A JOKE!!
Ok I am done with the roleplaying-💀
Drew, passing Zander a note: wanna date? Yes: thumbs up. No: backflip.
Zander: *silently gets up* *does backflip in middle of class*
Luke, confidently walking into class: y'all better hide ya girl my mom says im a handsom boy
Zander: When I found out my ex boyfriend cheated on me I bought $30 worth of $1 instant potato and waited till it rained. Then I poured it all onto his lawn and watched his yard become a giant potato pit.
Luke:
Luke: remind me to never cheat on u
Shannon: I'm done. I'm selling Zander in embay.
Lukes mom: domt be silly, you made him.
Lukes mom: sell him on etsy!
Shannon: go make your bed. I already asked you twice.
Zander: why make my bed when I'm going to sleep in it tonight anyway.
Shannon: why feed you when you're going to die anyway
Zander: ...
Hailey: we are back in the hospital because Jake set his butthole on fire again.
Random person: you have the wrong number but PLEASE keep me updated omfg
Hailey: oh god sorry that was meant for my step-brother!
Randon person: NO DONT LEAVE
Judge: how do you plead
Milly: *looks at Hailey*
Hailey: *mouths* "not guilty"
Milly: Hot milky
Hailey: *bangs head on desk* just lock her up.
Hailey: *leaves club for two seconds*
Hailey: WDYM U GOT ARRESTED
Hailey, raising her voice slightly so she can speak to Zander at the other end of the grocery store aisle: do you want any chips?
Zander, at full volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Daisy: I can't believe we're locked in this room together
Jake: *throwing key out of the window* truly unfortunate:
(someone insults Zander)
Luke: you.. You.. You rude person!
Zander: go easy on him Luke.
Daisy: what are we doing?
Sean: wasting our lives.
Daisy:......I meant for lunch....
Milly: oui oui
Zandee: your not French milly. Stop.
Milly: non non! Baguette croissant patio, eiffep tower
Zander: patio is not French Mil.
Milly:
Milly: le patio
Sean: why do you like Disney so much?
Zander: well, it's always been my dream.
Sean: becoming a Disney animator?
Zander: becoming a Disney princess
Luke, yelling: FOUR MONTYS.
Sean: what is he talking about?
Zander: cmon luke, it was funny-
Luke: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
[loud thud]
Michael: what was that?
Bethany: nothing you need to worry about.
Michael: now I'm extra worried.
Haikey: *minding her own business, looking for tortilla chips*
Hailey: *finds tortilla chips*
Zander *to Luke*: see, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, LUKE.
