Jikook Oneshots

16. Lowkey, Highkey📄📱

By: @abuden

"Have sex with me," Jimin says.

Jungkook fumbles with his book, drops it, picks it, lets it slip and watches it fall. "What?"

"Have sex with me," Jimin repeats, enunciating each word carefully. He hopes Jungkook wont make him say it for the third time because his ego can only sustain so much embarrassment before it takes a tumble down the hill.

"Jimin, uh, we're in the library."

Jimin frowns. He's not entirely sure if Jungkook is suffering from lapses of dementia. Perhaps he's not the best choice then. He thinks back to his list. It's in his pocket, crumpled beyond recognition. On the seventh line, there's a large blue circle, where the ink from his fountain pen had dawdled and consumed the paper. The list reads: To Do.

And Jeon Jungkook so happens to be the first and last name on it. "Yes, I know. Do you want to have sex with me or not?"

Jungkook chokes and his face goes terribly red. Jimin is a little concerned, hesitatingly taking a half step forward. "Are you sick?"

"No, no, of course not," Jungkook coughs. He reaches for the tumbler in his bag and funnels the liquid down his throat. "Just...surprised."

"Oh. Are you currently indisposed? Would you rather I come back some other time?"

"No, this is fine. I'm fine. Let's talk, yes. Maybe you should tell me what this is all about?"

"Would it help you come to a decision?"

Jungkook finally bends down to collect the book.

Jimin notes the cover. "Passage to India? Sociology or Literature?"

Jungkook quirks a smile. At least that's what Jimin assumes, though it comes out a grimace because Jungkook's eyebrows are furrowed and his eyes look more panicked than conversation-ready. "Neither, just some casual reading. Have you read?"

"Yes, back in high school. I only remember the general gist of things now."

"It's quite the rollercoaster. And uh, yes, if you please. I think knowing the reason behind your proposition would be very helpful indeed."

"Okay, well," Jimin picks his nails, then realises he's fidgeting and sticks his hands by his side. He throws his business face on and tells himself to think likes a salesman. He's here to pitch his idea and score a deal. He has to be confident. Confidence is key (to sex).

"We were playing truth or dare the other day, and I found out I was the only virgin in the group. Everyone was pretty stumped and I realised there's just a whole load of unnecessary hullabaloo surrounding the idea of it. It's like a milestone, right? Or part of a checklist. Tick and next. And so, after some careful pondering, I decided I should just get this whole thing over and done with."

Jungkook is nodding, like he's waiting for more. "Is that it?"

"Yes."

"Someone made fun of you for being a virgin, and now you're jumping me in the library?"

"Don't be silly. I don't mean to have sex right now, obviously. And I told you I thought about it. I don't make decisions lightly. The pros clearly outweigh the cons, I've made sure of it. Look, it's not that complicated. I'd like to have sex, and you're the first person on my list."

"You have a list?" Jungkook nearly yells. Jimin casts a quick glance around to make sure the library assistant is otherwise occupied. She is. She's lumbering around the computer station, peeping at everyone's screen. After that one time she caught a freshman watching porn, she's been as sharp as a hawk.