''Oh puddin!'' Harley yelled through her and the jokers house ''I'm back and I got something for you'' she added jumping up and down like a little kid on Christmas morning ''what is it Harley'' the joker grumbled walking down the stairs ''well jeez ain't you in a mood'' the jester said her Brooklyn accent shining through the green haired man simply rolled his eyes at the hyper woman in front of him ''what did you get'' he smiled slightly he found it cute when she did stuff like this even if he didn't show it ''I got you this'' she squealed handing him a bag which the joker opened to reveal a purple shirt that had a harley motorbike on it and in bold letters said ''i love my harley'' the joker looked at harley smirking ''really harls'' ''yes mistah J'' she giggled ''well if i love my harley that much then surely i'd want to ride it'' ''oh well whats stopping ya puddin'' harley said biting her lip ''oh come to daddy''
hey guys i know it was short but i felt like i did as much as i could with this oneshot idea by the way that ending was not planned but i couldnt resist
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
