Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

club

100% club fluff where harley refuses to get off jokers lap in the club

''hiya puddin'' harley cooed to her king moving through the beads that separated the joker's VIP booth from the rest of the club ''did ya like my dance'' she asked sitting next to him putting her arms around his neck ''it was stunning baby doll'' he smiled looking at her ''when do ya think we'll be going home mistah J'' ''bout an hour pumpkin'' he replied ''yay!'' harley squealed moving to sit on his lap her hands on his chest ''that means i can be in my favourite spot in the club'' she added joker sighed placing his cane down to wrap his arms around her waist ''you're cute'' harley giggled fiddling with his chains which made joker roll his eyes ''don't get too comfy harls you'll have to get off soon'' J chuckled ''but mistah J'' harley whined holding his chains tighter like he would try to push her of any second ''not that soon darlin'' he chuckled

1 hour later

''okay harls let's go home'' joker said ''hmm'' ''come on get up doll'' J smirked ''nooooo'' harley whined ''you can't sit here forever doll'' ''watch me'' joker sighed ''get up'' he said sternly ''noo it's comfy'' harley pouted ''harley girl listen to daddy'' ''but daddy'' joker groaned ''how did you go from a psychiatrist to whiny little girl'' he questioned ''because of you pud'' she answered ''ugh'' he grumbled in reply ''get off before i make you'' he said harshly ''you're a meanie'' harley pouted crossing her arms like a child ''i'll only move if i can sit here again i the car'' ''fuck no'' joker denied her idea ''i would like to come home alive harley'' harley stayed silent ''when we get home you can sit here for as long as you want okay'' he said ''pinky promise'' ''i fucking pinky promise'' ''fine'' harley gave in standing up

''fucking finally'' joker mumbled under his breath ''huh'' ''nothing harls'' ''ok puddin''