this ones quite short but i thought it was a funny idea:)
harley was sat on the joker's desk in his office giggling while playing on her phone ''what are you doing'' joker asked a grin on his face ''what do ya mean pud'' harley asked still giggling ''you're laughing your ass off what are you doing '' ''nothin' '' she replied reminding him of a toddler playing games on their parent's phone he turned back to his work while harley continued to giggle making him smile he loved seeing her so happy
''oh my god'' harley said in excitement ''what dog did you find'' he asked not looking up from his work ''puddin look at me'' harley smirked he did as she said looking at her ''the fuck why-'' joker was cut off by harley's mix of screaming and laughter ''DON'T EVER'' harley yelled through her fits of laughter ''don't ever what harls'' J asked in pure confusion ''DON'T EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT'' harley yelled only making him more confused ''what the fuck are you talking about!'' he exclaimed ''l-l-look at THIS!' harley gave him her phone
he looked at it to see it was on the camera but there was a filter that made it look like he had a beard
''WHAT THE FUCK'' joker yelled at the top of his lungs making harley laugh even more ''WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I LOOK HORRIBLE!'' ''DON'T EVER DO IT'' ''TRUST ME I NEVER FUCKING WILL''
harley got off of the table to sit on joker's lap ''at least you know for the future'' she smiled ''i look like a fucking bearded dragon'' he said bluntly making harley laugh once again
''wonder what you'd look like with eyebrows'' ''i've had enough for today harls''
no offence to people with beards
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
