This is a rewrite of one of my first oneshots except with better writing and grammar i didn't really have any writing experience when i wrote it but i've been writing for a while now and we just hit 1k reads so why not do this as a celebration:)
It was late at night in gotham city and harley was laid on the purple leather sofa in the living room watching one of her favourite TV shows ''come home already puddin i'm bored!'' she said to herself Joker was doing a heist and had been gone for around three or four hours at this point ''if he even wants to come back''a voice laughed in her head ''huh what do you mean by that ya bitch!''
''i mean come on you're just a whiny dumb henchwoman'' the same voice mocked ''w-w-what no i'm his queen'' ''YOU his queen as if he'd ever have an annoying dumb blond bitch as his queen'' ''ADMIT IT he's probably fucking another ten times better girl than you as we speak!'' the voice continued to mock ''YOU MEAN NOTHING HIM YOUR JUST HIS TOY HE CAN USE UNTIL HE FINDS A WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY HAS WORTH''
Harley's breathing started getting heavier as her head started tricking her into thinking that all those things were true '' NO MY PUDDIN LOVES ME'' she screamed now on the floor with her knees to her chest her hands vigorously hitting her forehead all while rocking back and forth in despair
the voices inside her head knew how to make her snap ''puddin loves me puddin loves me puddin loves me puddin loves me'' she whisper yelled to herself tears streaming down her pale cheeks ''aww see this is why he doesn't love you you cry at every tiny little thing you can't take a hit without bursting into tears!''
''remember baby if it gets too much call me and i'll come as quick as i can''
those words played through her head this wasn't the first time this happened they always found a way to beat her down especially when he wasn't there
tears still streaming freely down her face harley grabbed her phone quickly opening her contacts and clicking on the top one
ring
ring
he picked up on the second ring ''hey baby are you okay'' Joker asked concern obvious in his voice she never called him on heists unless it was serious harley shook her head even though she knew he couldn't see her ''no puddin i'm not okay'' she cried returning to her position of being curled into a ball ''what's wrong what happened are you hurt!'' he asked his speaking faster than his usual pace ''i-i-i'm not good enough am i puddin''
the Joker was shocked by her words before realising the situation ''baby are the voices going on again'' he asked ''y-yeah''
Harley could barely hear a ''frost faster i need to get back as quick as possible'' ''yes boss'' before J came back to the phone ''don't worry honey i'm already in the car i'm almost home'' ''o-okay puddin''
ten minutes later the back door practically burst open ''Harley where are you!'' harley ran towards him ''puddin i'm sorry i'm not good enough for you i'm sorry i annoy you i'm sorry i'm sorry''
Joker wrapped his arms around her back pulling her closer to him ''shhhh shhh baby girl you're more than good enough'' he picked her up and harley wrapped her arms around his neck as he took them both to their master bedroom once they got there he sat them both down on the bed with harley still in his arms
J rocked side to side ''i love you i love you so much'' he whispered into her ear and harley cuddled her face into his chest ''none of what they said is true it's okay they're not real it's okay daddy's got you and he cares about you more than anything in the whole world'' he continued to whisper to her ''i'm never leaving you you're safe and loved'' he assured kissing the top of her head still rocking side to side
''lies''
harley whimpered cuddling her face more into joker's chest shaking her head
''harleen quinzel''
harley gasped he's not called her that in years not after she jumped into the vat of ace chemicals
''i love you so much nothing no one or anyone can or will change that'' ''i love you too puddin''
:)
-Lilmisspuddinpop
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...