•Joker always plays with harleys pigtails and if feels like annoying her he'll play with them for a few minutes then lightly pull on them to scare her a little bit
Harley has a lot of nightmares about the time she thought joker died in the helicopter crash sometimes he actually dies or she's replaying the moment in her head when it happens Harley always cuddles up to J to try and comfort herself but since he's a pretty light sleeper he'll wake up help her with a cuddle and reminders that he's there with her like "daddy's here baby I'm safe your puddins here"
Harley re dyes jokers hair and sometimes if he's bored and has absolutely nothing to do he'll ask to re dye her dip dye which Harley will politely declined as she doesn't really trust him with her hair "sorry puddin but I re dyed it a few weeks ago and if to much chemicals gets on it it'll damage it"
after he got harley back from belle reve J was a lot more appreciative of her he cuddled more hit her less and spent more time with her
harley gives joker lots of cards even if there isn't an occasion because she loves making them they will usually say something like ''love ya pud ;)xoxo'' harley doesn't know what happens to them but J keeps them in a special locked drawer in his office and these cards were a big reason on how he was able to cope without her the 2 years she was gone
harley reads a lot of romance novels sometimes in the jokers office when she wants to spend time with him but if he's busy she'll sit on the couch or next to him on the ground and will get too into it and start ranting to characters example ''sign it ya dumb bitch you love him fucking stop changing your mind every two seconds!'' ''are you ok doll'' ''i want to slap this bitch so hard she can't breath for a week ''
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
