Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Date night

Harley and J getting ready for date night:)

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"Puddin, which dress should I wear?" Harley asked, holding up a dark red dress and a silver one.

J looked at the dresses and thought for a moment. "hmm, silver," he said, he always thought she looked gorgeous in silver. "Thanks, Pud," Harley smiled, then kissed him on the cheek.

Joker walked to his side of the closet and looked for a coat, choosing his silver one to match Harley. "Should I button up my shirt or not, Baby?" J asked Harley while putting on his favourite button-up shirt. "Unbuttoned!" Harley exclaimed happily and he chuckled at her enthusiastic answer. "Okay, unbuttoned it is, Baby doll," he smirked.

He quickly finished getting ready while Harley picked out different things like shoes and jewellery. "Come out when you're done, kitten," J said then left Harley to get changed.

He sat on the bed and played games on his phone, waiting for Harley to finish getting ready until he heard her continuously grunting from the closet. "You alright in there, Harls!" He said loud enough for her to hear. "I just got this fucking bra AND MY TITS WON'T FUCKING FIT IN IT!"

Joker snickered before replying. "Maybe you could try a different one!" "But this ones sooo prettyyyyy!" Harley whined. "I know you have other pretty ones." there was silence for a moment before he heard something light being harshly thrown on the floor which he guessed was the bra that didn't fit. "Do you wanna go back and get a size up tomorrow!" "Yea, I got my own fucking size though!" Joker held back laugher, only Harley would get so pissed about a bra not fitting.

"Why don't you wear that red one you like!" he suggested. "Which I have a bunch of red ones!"

"The one you got a few months ago that you always say is really comfy!" "Fine!"

Harley came out a few minutes later and aggressively threw the bra into the trash can, then flipped it off. "I'm still pissed at you!"

"I'll take you to get a bigger size tomorrow," J chuckled before he grabbed his shoes from the front of the bed. "does this dress look good, puddin?" Harley said, looking at herself in the full-length mirror.

"Well, whatever you wear looks perfect on you." J walked up behind her, holding a gold necklace that said 'Daddy's Girl'. he gently placed the necklace around her neck, then clasped it and pulled out her hair. "Daddy's pretty girl," he whispered and moved her hair away to lovingly kiss her neck. Harley giggled softly while he wrapped his arms around her waist.

"How do you always make me feel so loved," Harley said quietly. "Because you are so loved, Baby girl," J smiled and nuzzled her soft hair. "You're My Harley, My Queen, My Baby."

"You're My J, My Puddin, My Daddy." Joker purred happily and nodded. "Ready to go, Baby?" He said, taking her hand in his. "Mmh."  

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