Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Falls and Trips.

I have writer's block, so take this weird thing I came up with. I’m also trying out a new nickname for them, I’m not 100% sure whether I like it or not, so feel free to leave your opinion on it in the comments:)

Wordcount: 620.

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“OW!”

Joker heard Harley yell.

“Baby?”

He quickly got up from his office chair, walking through the upstairs hallway where he heard the yell.

He got to the stairs and found Harley on the ground down the stairs. “Baby, what happened?” J asked, walking down stairs, then kneeling down to her. “I might have tripped down the top of the stairs,” Harley said with a small laugh. ”Oh, Love, Are you okay? Did you hit your head?” He asked, gently helping her sit up.

Harley shook her head. “I landed on my hands, I’m fine, Puddin.”

Joker looked up to the stairs, then back at her. “Can you show me your hands, Baby girl?”

He knew that there had to be at least a bit of damage. there was no way her hands could take such a fall without any harm.

Harley shrugged and showed him her palms, not thinking much of it. She was feeling a slight pain in her hands, but she didn’t feel like anything was injured.

Joker sighed slightly when he saw her palms, gently holding the back of her hands In his own. “You’ve torn quite a bit of skin, Angel. I’ll need to bandage you up.” He gently kissed her forehead. Harley then realised that her hands were bleeding. “Oh.”

J couldn’t help but chuckle at her realisation. “Could have been worse, Bubs. If you hit your head you could have been in real trouble. I’ll just bandage you up.and you’ll be just fine,” he said, kissing her cheek.

He gently scooped Harley up in his arms, making her smile.  “C'mere, Let's get you patched up.”

Harley rested her head against his chest as he took her to the living room, and gently placed her down on the couch.

"You sit here while Daddy gets some bandages," He said, kissing her forehead, before getting up to go to the kitchen.
Harley lightly kicked her feet back and forth while waiting for J to come back, smiling slightly.
Whenever she had an injury and J took care of it, it always meant extra cuddles and kisses for her.

A few minutes later, J came back with some bandages, a small jug of water, some cotton pads and some soap.
He placed the items down on the coffee table and sat next to Harley on the couch.

He gently took one of her cut hands and placed it on his thigh, being gentle so as not to cause any unnecessary pain or discomfort. He started to put some soap and water onto one of the cotton pads.

“There we go, It’ll only sting a little, but  if it’s too painful tell me and i’ll stop, alright, Baby,” he said, taking her hand in his to start cleaning it. Harley nodded as he started gently patting the damp cotton pad on her gashed palm. She winced slightly at the sudden sting, but quickly got used to it. “Shhh, Are you doing alright, Sweetheart?” J asked, hearing her wince. ”I’m fine, Puddin, I’ve felt worse.” J chuckled a bit. “Yeah, My strong girl.”

Soon, He finished cleaning her first palm and picked up the bandage. “You silly, silly thing,” he said with a small smile, his voice more endearing than teasing. “How can one be so agile, but so clumsy at the same time.” Harley giggled and shrugged.

“There we go, one hand done,” J smiled, gently kissing the back of her hand.
A couple of minutes later he had both of her hands cleaned and bandaged.

“C’mere, Baby,” J smiled, pulling Harley into his arms and lap. He kissed her cheek lovingly.

“Now I just have to cuddle and kiss you until you’re all better.”                                                                                                               

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In case no one noticed, The new nickname was “Bub.” I’ve seen it rise in popularity as a new way of calling your partner “Baby” or “Babe,” and decided to try it out, as my version of J likes to call Harley anything to do with "Baby." I’m still not sure if I should continue using it or not, so again, opinions on it in the comments are completely welcome:)

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