Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

headcannons

<joker and harley cuddle on the floor a lot (don't ask how i came up with this) 

<harley likes to sit next to joker while he works never really doing much just sitting there playing with his hair giving ideas or opinions if he asks her 

<joker can't hire woman because harley won't let him if somehow did it in secret once harley saw her she was shot on the spot not a word being said

<for the first few weeks joker wouldn't let harley go on heists when she got back from belle reve because he was scared of losing her again until harley snuck into the back of the van they were using to come along 

<harley often tries to go on kids rides in malls and since joker won't let her she'll steal a coin from him and go on them making joker wait while she's on it 

<(you might notice i've used this in a few oneshots before:D)harley plays with joker's chains a lot if their in the club or pretty much anywhere she'll do it it makes her calm and feel safe   

<they often get into play arguments not an actual problem or argument just stupid stuff like which henchman is the dumbest or if batman sleeps upside down like a real bat

<joker is VERY overprotective when ivy's over since he knows harley is bisexual and so is ivy (BI WIFE ENERGY HE HAS BI WIFE ENERGY)

<joker likes to get up early but harley likes to sleep in a bit so usually he gets up at 7 AM gives her a small kiss goodbye and then goes to his office until she wakes up a few hours later and sits with him  

<harley wears joker's shirts a lot and one day as a joke J decided to put on one of harley's shirts  

it got stuck on him and he basically almost killed himself because he couldn't breath proper harley had to cut it off of him when she walked in and saw him