Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Headcanons.

- Joker is always calling Harley nicknames in other languages. She almost never knows what they mean, but she trusts that it's always romantic and sweet. (Which they always are.) Sometimes she finds out what they mean, and her heart melts a little. Some common ones are "Mi Reina" meaning "My Queen," "Mi amor" meaning "My love," both Spanish, and "Ya Amar" meaning "My moon" in Arabic.

- Harley feels so special when she remembers that she's the only one Joker feels comfortable expressing his emotions to.

- Joker sneaks vegetables into Harley's food to get her to eat healthier. She knows he does it, she just likes staying oblivious. He's the more "proper" cook, so to speak. He puts lots of effort in and finds different foods to make both of them for dinner. Harley's cooking methods are nothing short of the phrase "Fuck around and find out." Because of this she usually doesn't cook the best things for herself, and overall has a sweet tooth and would take candy over vegetables any day.

CW: SA, abuse, scars.
-For the first year or so after Harley being saved, she had some scars and marks from her time in Belle Reve. Most of them faded and healed over time, letting themselves be nothing but a memory. Harley hated all the blemishes, she hated how they looked on her body and that she couldn't look at herself without being reminded of the abuse she suffered. The one's left from Griggs hurt the most, each a reminder of her rape. Joker would gently trace over them at night, trailing over her legs, then her hips, up her waist, and across her ribcage, taking his time to show attention to every little scar or so called "flaw." He also made it a point to everytime they were truly intimate, not their usual sex, the times every touch was personal and purposeful, to kiss all the marks, blessing them with love. Even when they healed over, he kissed where he remembered them being. After awhile, Harley started to not associate her scars with her abuse, but with memories of her puddin tending to her body, nursing where she was once hurt.

- When they kiss each other, they'll often use their tattoos as targets. If J wants to kiss her on her heart, he'll aim for her "Daddy's lil monster" tattoo. If Harley wants to kiss his cheek, she'll aim for the J underneath his eye. This goes for all their tattoos. Joker's favourites on Harley are the heart on her cheek, the "Daddy's lil monster" over her heart, and the "Lucky you" on her lower stomach (He usually goes there while teasing her before he eats her.) Harley's favorites are the "Damaged" on his forehead, the tattoos on his knuckles, and the smile on his lower stomach (She usually goes there while teasing him before she sucks him.)

- Harley's a social butterfly. She thrives in social situations and goes out on lots of girls nights. Joker doesn't like people, Harley being the exception. Frost is on very thin ice.

- When Joker wakes up without Harley laying next to him, it ruins his entire day. Both because he doesn't like his routine interrupted and he doesn't like not knowing where Harley is and waking up without her right next to him. Their usual routine is Joker wakes up first, he spoons a very sleepy Harley for up to an hour, then he goes to work in his office until Harley wakes up.

- Whenever Joker is cleaning his gun, he always does Harley's as well, because she always forgets to.

- Harley calls Joker "Brolic" a lot. Brooklyn slang for muscular. She refuses to tell him what it means and he's too scared to google it. Harley's mom did call him it once the first time they met, at least he heard her whispering it to Harley, who giggled and nodded, so he assumed it wasn't sexual. At least he hoped it wasn't.

- Harley is very possessive over her alone time with J. If anything comes between their movie nights or god forbid their sex she goes feral. Joker's learnt to schedule things very strategically as to not upset her.

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just thought I'd say, if headcanons are less grammatically correct compared to my one-shots, it's because I write and store them in my notes app on my phone. I write one-shots on my laptop with the grammarly extension, so it points out mistakes and the like. I don't have grammarly on my phone because I don't want it annoying me 24/7. With headcanons I just jot them down whenever I think of them, keep them in "Sets" of 10 headcanons each, quickly proofread then put them up whenever. One-shots are much more of a process:)
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