One-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn.
These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will.
I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
"Puddin, Puddin, wake up!." Joker felt a small, familiar hand roughly shake his shoulder.
He opened his eyes and looked at the clock that read '5:32 AM'. "Harley, it's 5 in the fucking morning, go the fuck back to sleep," He grumbled, still half asleep. "but it's christmassssss!" Harley squealed while bouncing up and down. "it could be the day of the fucking purge and I could not give two shits," he said. "Just go back to sleep for a few more hours." "But I don't wannnaaaa!" She whined, reminding Joker of a small child being told that it's bedtime.
"Well too bad because you are, you'll be tired for the rest of the day if you don't." he closed his eyes again.
a few seconds later he heard a thud. "Harley, what the fu-get the fuck up." Harley had rolled off the bed and onto the floor, now giggling on the ground.
"You get up!" She laughed, standing up. "No."
"Yes!"
"No."
"YES."
"NO."
J grabbed Harley by her waist and pulled her back to bed, her back facing his chest, with his face nuzzling into her hair. "You're a big cuddle monster, Puddin," Harley giggled and he grunted in reply. "Well, someone's cranky this morning," she teased. "It's barely fucking morning. just go back to bed." Harley rolled her eyes. "But I'm not sleepy!" "Please get up, Daddy, please please please please." Joker sighed
"Fine, but don't blame me when you're tired later."
Harley squealed. "Thank you, Thank you, Thank youuuu!" Joker grumbled and rolled out of bed following Harley skipping towards the door in her Christmas pyjamas.
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(My mum got me these and they're unbelievably soft)
He continued to follow her into the living room where they were greeted with Bud and Lou. "Oh, Hi, my little babies, it's Christmas, Yes it is, Oh yes it is!" She giggled while they licked her face.
