Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Glasses

A cute thing I came up with:)
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"Harls?" Joker called from his office, wanting her opinion on something.

"What!" she sounded a little annoyed. he didn't take it personally though, guessing she had a bad sleep and was a bit groggy. "Can you take a look at this, Baby?" he asked.

a few seconds later he heard the quiet sound of her walking over to the room, which was just across from their bedroom.

Once she came in, Harley went over to his desk and J showed her the paper he had written a heist plan on. "I can not see it." she brought it closer to her face but she still couldn't read it. "Do you have your contacts in, sweetheart?" Harley shook her head, placing down the paper. "Nope, I'm blind for the next week until my new pack finally gets here."

J chuckled a little at her phrasing. "Don't you have your glasses," he said, wondering if she could even see him properly. "You know I don't like themmm"! they make me look stupid and normal."

"No, they don't, Baby girl. you look cute with them, you'll forget about them after a few minutes anyway, it'll be just like your contacts."

"No."

"You'll be able to see."

Harley shook her head. "Nope, nope." "It'll save you from lots of headaches." "Still a no."

J laughed slightly. "But you'd look so adorable."

"You just want to see me with them on, don't you?" he nodded. "Yes," he smiled, kissing her cheek. "it will only be for a week, then you can go right back to your contact lenses."

Harley groaned. "Finee, but ONLY because my head hurts already, not because of this," she sighed and J smiled in victory.

She went to their bedroom, coming back a few minutes later with the black frames resting on her nose. "I look like Harleeeennn!" she complained, crossing her arms.  "no you don't, Baby."

J walked over to where she was standing by the door and gave her a kiss. "Awww, you look so cute!" Harley moved her face away from his. "am I not cute without them," she pouted dramatically, looking up at him sadly, faking being hurt.

"Ohh, no, you're always Daddy's adorable little baby, with or without glasses." He gave her cheek another kiss, gently nuzzling her. "There's just something so sweet about my little Harley in glasses."

Harley wrapped her arms around his neck, laying her head against his chest. "I guess I'm gonna have to deal with these for the next week." "Mmhh."

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hours later

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Harley giggled as J pulled her into bed. "There's my girl!"

He went to give her forehead a kiss, but in the process fogged up her glasses. Harley groaned. "Great, now I have to go clean them, Thanks, J!" she got up from the bed to go to the bathroom, while J just laughed.  "sorry, baby!'

Harley came back from the bathroom to see J's giant grin. "you did that on purpose!"

J laughed and shrugged. "Maybe I did maybe I didn't." "You're rude!" Harley pouted.

J opened his arms for her and she walked back to the bed and snuggled into him, still pouting.

"Aww, I'm sorry, baby girl." Harley huffed. J held back chuckle. "Is there anything I can do for you to forgive me?" she shook her head. "not even head scratches?"

"Fine."

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