it was mid day in gotham city it was a sunday so the Joker was preparing for a very busy night at his club known as 'smile and grin' but before he could fully prepare he had something much more important to do
''Oh harley-girl!'' he called from the master bedroom and mere seconds later a blond woman practically bolted up the stairs her pigtails bouncing with her before opening and closing the bedroom door ''yes puddin'' ''come here pumpkin'' Joker said patting his hand next to him on the purple covered bed and harley sat beside him happily lightly swinging her feet back and forward like a child ''daddy has a very special surprise for you'' he smiled standing up from the bed going over to the bedside table pulling out a small box ''close your eyes'' harley obeyed closing her eyes giving Joker a nice view of her signature pink and blue eye makeup
J walked back over to her sitting behind her on the large bed that was rather unnecessarily big considering the two of them always slept snuggled up to each other
he moved a few strands of pink and blue hair before opening the box ''puddin what is it'' harley giggled her eyes still closed ''shhhh patience baby'' he hushed pulling the item out of its box ''ready'' he asked and harley nodded eagerly
Joker placed a choker around her neck but it wasn't an ordinary choker it was one that he made especially for her he locked it in placing two of his fingers under it making sure it wasn't too tight before kissing the top of her head he purposely sat them both directly in front of harley's vanity mirror so she could get a clear view
''open your eyes beautiful''
harley opened her eyes and a big smile made it's way onto her face ''Puddin i love it!'' she exclaimed her hand reaching up to her neck
the choker was a very light cream color you could barely see the color but it was there and it had the word 'PUDDIN' in gold placed onto it
''it looks perfect on you honey'' Joker smiled everything was going as he liked
harley moved to face her puddin giving him a hug and big kiss ''thank you puddin i'll wear it everywhere'' ''you welcome baby'' he rubbed her lower back as she continued to hug him
''i love you so much baby'' ''i love you too puddin''
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN LILMISSPUDDINPOP'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND
GUESS WHO'S BACK
sorry i haven't posted in properly ages i've been having some writers block but i'm back let me know what you think of this chapter:)
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
