Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Little Queen of the stage

inspired by lyrics from 'Hit and Run' by Lana Del Rey. I was watching an edit of Harley and J with this song and I thought of this oneshot:)

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'Hollywood and New York, mister major

then there's me, little Queen of the stage, yeah

He's a god, one the stars call creator

Hail the king of the industry players' 

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The Joker watched his Harley dance in her little bulletproof glass box that he got made just for her. a lot of people seemed to think that he made her dance at his club or he told her to because he wanted her to show off her body and sexualise herself, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

Harley had practically begged him to dance at his club when they first started dating, but he thought it wouldn't be safe. he was extremely protective and wanted her to be safe at all times and there were many dangerous people who went to his club so he wanted her by his side constantly, that's when she brought up the bulletproof glass box and he gave in. 

Did he get jealous of other men watching her and thinking sexual things about her....yes a lot, he just didn't have the heart to tell her to stop because she always looked so happy when she was dancing, he couldn't take that away. 

his eyes remained on her, darkening ever so slightly when men got closer to her box to get a better view. 

Harley gracefully danced to 'You can be the boss' by Lana Del Rey, it had been one of her favourite songs recently as it reminded her of her and her puddin. she was wearing jewellery that they had stolen a few days prior, a short gorgeous strapless purple dress and her medium length hair was curled and rested on her shoulders. she was looking undeniably stunning, but in Joker's opinion, she always was.  

Joker patiently waited for her to finish her performance and come for a snuggle break with him like usual when he didn't have any work to do, but one man was getting a bit too close to her for his liking. he saw the stranger say something to her that made her shake her head, he continued and started knocking on the glass, it started off light but quickly started getting more aggressive and Harley kept flipping off the strange man while still continuing to dance. 

'That's it!' Joker thought and grabbed his cane before walking towards where his darling and the creep were. "Are you bothering my baby?" He asked threateningly to the shorter man in front of him. "N-No S-Sir," the man stammered in fear, not daring to look The king of crime in the eyes. "Then why exactly are you slamming on her beautiful glass box while she is simply minding her own business dancing like the Queen she is!"

The whole club had stopped to watch the scenario as almost everyone knew especially the regular customers that when someone was bothering Joker's girl...it never ends peacefully. 

Harley unlocked the glass door and walked out of her cage with her arms crossed. "He was trying to get me ta sleep with' em, Puddin, I told him NO but he keeps harassing me!" she pouted, her arms firmly crossed. Joker's eyes darkened even more than they already were, his anger on full display. "I see, You were sexually harassing MY Harley, MY baby, MY Queen," he growled, his hands now wrapped around the pathetic man's neck. "He was, Daddy he even asked me what I was wearing under my dress!" Harley exclaimed angrily. 

Joker froze, How dare someone ask his princess such a thing!

"I don't know what in your pathetic little head made you think that you could get away with such an act in my club, but no one talks to my Queen like that and lives.."

"Frost!"  as soon as he heard his name Jhonny frost came to where his boss was. "Yes, Boss," he asked. "Take this piece of shit to the backroom."  "Yes, Boss."

With That, the man was pulled to the back room to wait for his fate, and Joker turned his attention to Harley. "You okay, pumpkin pie?" he asked while wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her close to him. "I'm fine, Puddin, can I help torture him later?" She giggled as she said the second part and J nodded. "Of course, baby girl, as long as Daddy gets his own turn." "Hmm, Okay."

"Can I go back to dancing now, pretty please, Puddin," Harley smiled and J playfully sighed "I don't know, darling, Daddy thinks that it might not be very safe," he teased, pulling her closer to him.  "Please, Daddy...Please please pleeaaase,  I'll do ANYTHIN' I promise!" Harley whined "Anything?" "ANYTHING."

Joker faked thinking for a moment before smirking. "Okay, Okay, you can dance, but you must repay Daddy at home, or no more dancing for the rest of the week," he smirked and Harley's eyes lit up. "Thank Youuu, I will, I Promise," she squealed and gave him a quick kiss before going back to her cage.

Joker laughed and shook his head. She really was the little Queen of the stage

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What happened at home you can all decide for yourselves;)

- Lilmisspuddinpop