• Harley's accent thickens when she's angry, if she starts yelling in a thick Brooklyn accent Joker knows shits about to go down.
• J's phone camera roll is completely filled with random videos and photos of Harley that he deemed 'Too cute to forget'. They make up the the majority of his camera roll and if he's away for work and he misses Harley he just scrolls through his camera roll to make himself feel better until he can see her again.
• All of the security cameras in their house have a speaker that can be used through their phones and they love using it to fuck around with each other.
• They both have playlists of songs that remind them of each other, Some of the songs in J's playlist of Harley are 'Bubblegum Bitch' by MARINA, 'Circus' by Britney Spears and 'Mad Hatter' by Melanie Martinez. A few of Harley's songs in her playlist of him are 'Gangstas Paradise' by Coolio and Kylian Mash, 'Animals' by Maroon 5 and 'Be my Daddy' by Lana Del Rey.
• J loves to randomly pick Harley up and spin around, mainly because he gets to hear her giggle and squeal.
• Harley always sends J photos of herself with cute filters on to annoy him, little does she know that he saves every single one of them and they often find their way to being his Home Screen for a while.
• After Belle reve, Harley suffered from a lot night terrors. They would keep her up and night and she would avoid going to sleep, telling J that she just wasn't tired. Once he learnt about her night terrors, he would encourage her to wake him up so he could get her back to sleep after them. He'd take mental notes each night, what relaxed her the most and the quickest, along with what to do for certain frequent dreams. He got into the routine of whenever she had a night terror to lay her against him, gently massage her shoulders and neck, running a hand through her hair occasionally, all while softly humming a little melody to her, once he knew she was in a deep sleep he'd turned the light off and go back to sleep himself, pleased that his baby was getting a peaceful rest without any scary dreams.
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Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.
RomanceOne-shots about The Joker and Harley Quinn. These are based on Suicide Squad's characterisation, so no abuse. Fluff central. if you will. I do not own the characters or suicide squad, the rights go to DC. I just write things about them for other peo...
