Joker and Harley oneshots and headcanons.

Halloween headcannons!

As it is almost Halloween I thought I'd post some headcannons about our favorite murderers surrounding Halloween. Art at the top by the great Harlspuddin:)
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• Harley's style can get pretty dark and gothic themed, so every time Halloween comes around she loves going to the Halloween sections in stores and getting clothes or accessories to wear in every day life.

• When finding gory, gruesome Halloween decorations like decapitated heads or bloody hands, Joker always critiques them and points out the inaccuracies, almost always bringing up personal experiences. "The fuck! When I cut that drug dealer's hand off it didn't look shit like that! Do these people not do their damn research! Fucking disgraceful!"

• Harley loves finding sexy Halloween costumes and asking J if she should get it, the answer is always yes, more specifically something along the lines of "Fuck yes, Baby!"

• They both love cuddling up and watching horror movies for Halloween night. Most of the time J gets distracted and starts gently kissing Harley's hand or ear, then Harley gets distracted and it slowly turns into them softly kissing each other over and over again and bumping their noses together.

• One of their favorite ways to decorate is getting the life sized, plastic skeletons and putting them in extremely inappropriate positions. The best part is getting Frost's reaction. He usually stares and just gives a disappointed sigh, thinking about how he doesn't get paid enough to put up with this.

• Harley loves making Halloween themed treats. Pinterest is her best friend in October, besides Ivy of course.

• As well as buying sexy costumes to tease J with, Harley also loves buying cute dog costumes for Bud and Lou. She always has a little photo shoot with them, and sends all the photos to J with captions like "LOOK AT OUR ADORABLE FUCKING SONS!!!" The photos also frequently get printed and framed, becoming treasured Halloween decorations to cover their home with.

• They have one of those fake phones that say creepy sentences like "I can see you," and occasionally it will go off in the middle of the night. When it does, Joker, while half asleep, will pick it up, hold it to his ear and say something like "I don't give two flying fucks! Go fuck yourself! Or you can take your own fucking phone and shove it up your-" He usually gets cut off by Harley reminding him that the phone is fake and telling him to come back and cuddle her.

• They both have lots of fun making DIY Halloween decorations together. Another time where Harley's Pinterest account comes in handy.

• On Halloween night, they usually put a sign on the door of the house saying "DO NOT DISTURB. If this is being seen past 9 pm, the owners of this house are most likely fucking each other to death and consequences of interrupting can be deadly"

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